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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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who keeps making Step Up movies and why

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

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Are you aware that you just told an inmate in prison that she should become a correctional officer? What the fuck is wrong with you?

(Source: troubleinrosewood, via crafty-fucking-tyrants)

momcrotch:

4AM!!

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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